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Freeman's Mind: Episode 32-P4H1RFbemBI.en.srt

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#100:00:08,67400:00:12,767
[Subtitles by danielsangeo]
#200:00:15,09700:00:16,400
Air is good.
#300:00:17,26600:00:20,032
We have a working relationship.
#400:00:20,03200:00:21,504
Okay.
#500:00:21,50400:00:27,051
I'm pretty sure nobody followed me in here, so I've got that going for me.
#600:00:27,05100:00:30,259
I have supply concerns about the air in this room, though.
#700:00:30,25900:00:32,243
Business needs to expand.
#800:00:32,24300:00:35,767
We need more investors, which I guess would be plants?
#900:00:36,67600:00:38,629
NOT WORMS!
#1000:00:38,62900:00:41,414
Worms are not conducive to good business.
#1100:00:42,02000:00:44,729
Look at this. They're trying to take over the market.
#1200:00:44,72900:00:46,309
I need to withdraw.
#1300:00:46,30900:00:47,803
I'm taking my assets with me
#1400:00:47,80300:00:50,434
and I'm going to look for business opportunities elsewhere.
#1500:00:52,48600:00:59,551
[underwater panicking]
#1600:00:59,55100:01:08,084
[underwater mumbling]
#1700:01:08,08400:01:12,788
[gasping]
#1800:01:12,78800:01:14,000
This is a tight market.
#1900:01:14,76700:01:15,434
No matter.
#2000:01:15,81500:01:20,133
Here at Freeman Industries, we practice sound investment strategies.
#2100:01:22,76100:01:26,267
[underwater mumbling]
#2200:01:27,18800:01:29,907
Okay, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.
#2300:01:29,90700:01:32,830
I'm sure there's minutes' worth of air in this pocket.
#2400:01:32,83000:01:33,518
PANIC!
#2500:01:35,42800:01:38,726
[underwater mumbling]
#2600:01:38,72600:01:41,273
[Right? No, left! Left!]
#2700:01:41,27300:01:47,853
[underwater mumbling]
#2800:01:47,85300:01:52,832
[gasping, coughing]
#2900:01:52,83200:01:53,434
Oh.
#3000:01:55,35400:01:57,045
Jee-yaah, ooh...
#3100:01:57,04500:01:59,567
Wow, I wouldn't have thought this was the right way.
#3200:02:00,24000:02:01,400
I'm wet.
#3300:02:02,20400:02:03,758
Blehblugh!
#3400:02:03,75800:02:07,007
I wonder if there are places that do amphibious pizza delivery.
#3500:02:07,00700:02:09,092
Like by the beach or something.
#3600:02:09,09200:02:11,127
Damn, I'm kind of hungry, huh?
#3700:02:11,12700:02:12,501
It's all this swimming.
#3800:02:12,50100:02:14,716
And beating things to death with a crowbar.
#3900:02:14,71600:02:16,592
I should've brought some more snacks with me.
#4000:02:16,59200:02:19,081
[ichthyosaur roars, scientist screams]
#4100:02:19,08100:02:21,154
Well, I'm not the only one who's hungry!
#4200:02:21,15400:02:22,451
Jesus Christ!
#4300:02:22,45100:02:24,200
Do we keep sharks down here?
#4400:02:24,97500:02:26,100
Sharks!
#4500:02:26,38000:02:27,000
What the f...
#4600:02:27,74400:02:30,701
Ah, hold on. I need to tidy this place up a bit.
#4700:02:32,63000:02:33,334
Yuck...
#4800:02:34,67700:02:38,200
Come to think of it, how much do I really know about Black Mesa?
#4900:02:41,52900:02:44,413
We have toxic waste, loads of weapons,
#5000:02:44,41300:02:47,055
missiles, and now a shark tank.
#5100:02:47,05500:02:50,501
Am I working for a James Bond villain company?
#5200:02:50,50100:02:52,284
I mean, I don't really care, but...
#5300:02:52,28400:02:53,467
Oh ho!
#5400:02:56,38800:02:58,434
I don't even know who's in charge here...
#5500:03:01,38200:03:05,399
I bet it's some bald guy with a scar on his face stroking a cat.
#5600:03:05,39900:03:07,882
Just watching security cameras all day.
#5700:03:07,88200:03:11,209
We're probably trying to take over the world and I don't even know it.
#5800:03:11,20900:03:12,033
What's that say?
#5900:03:12,52800:03:13,119
Scientist: Did you see--
#6000:03:13,11900:03:15,870
JESUS CHRIST! I would've shot you!
#6100:03:15,87000:03:17,536
SCIENTIST: --from the Challenger Deep.
#6200:03:17,53600:03:22,337
SCIENTIST: But I'm positive that beast never swam in terrestrial waters until a week ago.
#6300:03:22,33700:03:23,314
It's a shark.
#6400:03:23,31400:03:26,220
SCIENTIST: There's a tranquilizer gun in the shark cage,
#6500:03:26,22000:03:27,257
SCIENTIST: but I'm not sure What?
#6600:03:27,25700:03:29,350
SCIENTIST: it would work on this species.
#6700:03:29,35000:03:30,663
SCIENTIST: You're welcome to try.
#6800:03:30,66300:03:32,401
Thanks, but I have a real gun.
#6900:03:32,40100:03:35,896
Tranquilizer... look, I appreciate wanting to preserve the specimen
#7000:03:35,89600:03:38,523
in the name of science, but if that thing gets out of line,
#7100:03:38,52300:03:40,206
I'm blowing its frigging head off.
#7200:03:40,20600:03:42,479
Oh, and hey, if anybody else comes by here,
#7300:03:42,47900:03:44,566
I need you to be a character witness for me.
#7400:03:44,56600:03:45,601
Don't fuck me on this.
#7500:03:46,50200:03:47,601
Now, what's this say?
#7600:03:48,31800:03:50,330
I can't read this at all...
#7700:03:50,33000:03:54,525
These look like my old notes when I would show up to class drunk back in grad school.
#7800:03:54,52500:03:55,830
That was pretty sweet.
#7900:03:55,83000:03:57,592
I could get piss drunk most nights
#8000:03:57,59200:04:00,409
Then hook up an IV to my arm with a saline solution
#8100:04:00,40900:04:02,011
and not wake up hung over.
#8200:04:02,01100:04:03,917
I would just have a buzz instead.
#8300:04:03,91700:04:06,775
It was awesome having a med student as a roommate.
#8400:04:06,77500:04:08,151
Hey, wait, what am I thinking?
#8500:04:08,15100:04:09,983
That guy said there's animal tranquilizer.
#8600:04:09,98300:04:11,300
I can get high off of that.
#8700:04:12,08500:04:14,946
I mean, it's pretty crazy stuff, but
#8800:04:14,94600:04:17,133
these are crazy times!
#8900:04:19,88100:04:22,920
Yeah, I don't think that shark could jump this high.
#9000:04:22,92000:04:24,199
Or, can he?
#9100:04:24,19900:04:26,416
I don't know, better safe than sorry.
#9200:04:27,40000:04:28,330
Where is he?
#9300:04:29,20500:04:29,783
Ah!
#9400:04:30,52500:04:31,190
[ichthyosaur moans]
#9500:04:31,19000:04:31,945
Yeah!
#9600:04:31,94500:04:33,793
I killed the shark!
#9700:04:33,79300:04:35,133
Okay, here we go.
#9800:04:36,45500:04:37,601
Okay...
#9900:04:38,83900:04:40,767
Alright, let's take a look.
#10000:04:40,76700:04:42,869
Dammit, that thing's still alive.
#10100:04:42,86900:04:44,500
Ah, I don't care.
#10200:04:46,02800:04:47,801
What's this dart say?
#10300:04:48,20800:04:50,000
10ccs...
#10400:04:51,13700:04:51,984
What the hell?
#10500:04:51,98400:04:53,450
This is Xylazine!
#10600:04:53,45000:04:55,262
I can't get high off of this!
#10700:04:55,26200:04:56,274
God dammit!
#10800:04:56,27400:04:56,934
RARGH!
#10900:04:57,78100:05:04,319
[underwater panicking]
#11000:05:04,31900:05:05,343
[ichthyosaur growls]
#11100:05:05,34300:05:06,464
[crunch]
#11200:05:06,46400:05:09,567
[barnacle chirping, Gordon choking]
#11300:05:11,14800:05:12,910
[underwater panicking]
#11400:05:12,91000:05:14,145
[ichthyosaur growling, crunch]
#11500:05:14,14500:05:16,677
[gasping]
#11600:05:16,67700:05:18,322
Go, go, GO, GO!
#11700:05:18,32200:05:20,267
Aah! Oh my God!
#11800:05:21,41400:05:23,775
FUCK YOU, FISH!
#11900:05:23,77500:05:24,959
Oh, it is on!
#12000:05:24,95900:05:27,172
You wanna eat me? I'll give you something to eat.
#12100:05:27,17200:05:29,891
You think I work at Sea World? Giving you free food all day?
#12200:05:29,89100:05:31,569
You're gonna have to pay for this meal.
#12300:05:31,56900:05:33,323
Come on up, I won't hurt you.
#12400:05:33,32300:05:34,033
Come on up.
#12500:05:34,41200:05:35,053
Sucker.
#12600:05:36,70000:05:37,487
[ichthyosaur gurgles]
#12700:05:37,48700:05:38,651
YEAH!
#12800:05:38,65100:05:41,067
CALL ME ISHMAEL, BITCH!
#12900:05:41,83700:05:42,968
Stupid shark...
#13000:05:43,48200:05:46,075
That takes some of the fight out of you?
#13100:05:46,07500:05:48,767
Oh! Almost forgot about you!
#13200:05:49,56400:05:50,785
Oop, need to reload.
#13300:05:50,78500:05:58,175
[whistles "Blow the Man Down"]
#13400:05:58,17500:06:00,332
Looks like I cleaned everything up.
#13500:06:00,33200:06:02,647
I am a bad ass pool boy.
#13600:06:02,64700:06:05,287
This water still looks nasty, though.
#13700:06:05,28700:06:06,834
But I'm not going back.
#13800:06:07,35500:06:10,968
[underwater humming "Blow the Man Down"]
#13900:06:12,25200:06:14,534
Okay, more pull ups.
#14000:06:16,94100:06:19,440
Man, I'm going to be ripped after today.
#14100:06:19,44000:06:21,534
Now I need to hit the clubs more than ever.
#14200:06:22,21200:06:24,008
Hell, maybe I still can.
#14300:06:24,00800:06:27,857
If I get out of state, the feds aren't going to be looking for me in night clubs.
#14400:06:27,85700:06:30,601
I'll drive to Dallas. There's bound to be something popping there.
#14500:06:30,95800:06:32,934
Oh, what the hell is this?
#14600:06:33,84600:06:35,267
Strangle Juncture.
#14700:06:38,13000:06:41,488
Well, I'm not getting to Dallas tonight, that's for damned sure.